So as any good story might go, you always begin with the characters. But you need to make sure that these characters are lively and a bit crazy cause otherwise the story will just whither away like the plants in our apartment here. Here they are in no particular order:
Andy
He is the shy and wierd one of the group. Strangely he always smells of cheese.
Mary
She is the intentive listener of the group who is always ready to laugh at you...I mean with you.
JP
John P. Schell, or JP for short. Nobody calls him this. He is the outgoing one, always ready to dance with Philipian Keoroke Singers.
Jon
He is Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G, Borat), he just doesn't know it. Comical and dorky, we think his time spent here is being filmed for his next movie Ali G Plays with the Chinese.
BC
B III. It's been said that he goes by the Nom De Plume: Brian Caroll. He's the glue: a conversationalist, comedian, and with his curly red hair, the rally-point when we all get lost in the sea of Chinese.
Trap
Aka B II. He is a part-time villian and... A FULL-TIME ROCKER!!! Whoaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! He's got one helluva story about a sheep. Ask him sometime.
Natalie
She is the shy, funny, and mischevious character. STOP THE CHARADES, WE KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE...a gummy bear.
Now I begin my lay of a man who lost his favorite leg... wait, sorry about that, wrong story, let me try again. Once upon a time there where five chinese brothers who all lived with their mother...whoops, did it again, I apologize, let me try once more; third times the charm as they say. Darn, I ran out of time to tell this story! I have to go make some phone calls now and then go and grade some of my students' Creative Writing papers, so the story "Hang-zoo Hullabaloo" will have to be continued. Until then keep it... hanging! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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